Everyone is familiar with the famous words of President Regan, “Teardown this wall Mr.Gorbachev,"  in reference to the Berlin Wall.

But our investigative reporter has found the diary in which Mikhail Gorbachev had written long before Mr. Regan had spoken “Help us tear down this wall Mr. Regan. We can’t afford to maintain it, and can’t afford to tear it down!”

Some republicans believe that the end of the cold war was the direct positive result of Global Warming, so democrats should quit complaining.