For the next presidential election, come up with 1000 new chants and slogans. Until then, chant (quietly), “Chill Baby Chill”
Repurchase Sarah Palin’s donated wardrobes for $750, for Rudy Giuliani’s SNL appearances.
Send all the republicans who were defeated in the election, to south side of Chicago for community service assignments.
No Republican shall name his or her daughter 'Katrina'
Come up with three new ‘Axis of Evils’. Change them to 'Exis of Elvis'.
Change the name ‘Continent Africa’ to ‘United States of Africa’ in Geography Books, and appoint Sarah Palin as the new ambassador to the new nation.
Include Alaska in the group of NAFTA nations.
Teach new courses of new crafts in community schools to make up for the lost jobs overseas. Example: ‘Witchcraft-101.’
Don’t cry over the election losses. God loves even Democrats for a short period, when Republicans drive the economy to a ditch. In four years, Democrats will be ‘Godless’ again.
