OASIS GOES HEALTHY
Oasis Thacker
(Comedy if you laugh, otherwise, just another health-tip!)
Doctor: |
Oasis, you are now 61; you need to give special attention to your health. |
| Oasis: | How do I do that doc? |
| Doctor: | The first thing is to pay attention to the relationship between your waistline and your height. |
| Oasis: | O wow! I didn’t know they were related. |
| Doctor: | They sure are! How much is your waistline? |
| Oasis: | 41 inches. |
| Doctor: | Your ‘waistline inches’ have to be half of your ‘height inches’, or even less, to be healty. In other words, 41” waistline would be appropriate, if your height was 82 inches. |
| Oasis: | OK, doc. |
| Doctor: | So….What are you going to do about it, Oasis? |
| Oasis: | We…ll, I am 69 inches tall, and… I sure like to be healthy; so I am going to do everything I can to increase my height by at least 13 inches! |