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1. For the next presidential election, come up with 1000 new chants. Until then, chant (quietly), “Chill Baby Chill”
2. Along with Joe the Plumber, display ‘Sanford and Son – the Black Junk-Dudes’, and ‘Chicano the Cherry-Pickin’ Champ’ to attract minority votes.
3. Repurchase Sarah Palin’s donated wardrobes for $750, for Rudy Giuliani’s SNL appearances.
4. Send all the republicans who were defeated in the election, to south side of Chicago for community service assignments.
5. Tattoo General PiraeUS’s picture on every republican’s forehead.
6. Come up with three new ‘Axis of Evils’
7. Change the name ‘Continent Africa’ to ‘United States of Africa’ in Geography Books, and appoint Sarah Palin as the new ambassador to the new nation.
8. Include Alaska in the group of NAFTA nations.
9. Teach new courses of crafts in community schools to make up for the lost jobs overseas. Example: ‘Witchcraft-101.’
10. Don’t cry over the election losses. God loves even Democrats for a short period, when Republicans drive the economy to a ditch. In four years, Democrats will be ‘Godless’ again.